Whenever I want to impress a date or new lifeform, I pull out a small bag of alfa-mulch as living proof that innovation is still possible in this day and age and universe. Not only does it fill a gap in the market I didn't know existed, having built in DE & Surfactants, it's beautiful. Add it to any ditch scrub and it instantly becomes good enough to live/laugh/love.

Retro Ringer T-Shirt "What Comes From The Dirt Doesn't Hurt" design
Whoah! remember back in the day when Retro Ringer T-Shirts were the norm? We do! and we wanted to bring them back!
These quality 100% cotton shirts feature a retro design that encompasses our roots, the natural environment our products are made in, and a bit of Australian folklore. Oldschool screen printed. You can really make a statement with this one.
Imbibed with our company slogan "What comes from the Dirt doesn't hurt!" Because we know and you know, organic is best!
Note: These are not a tight-fitting shirts as standard, so if you want to show off your guns we recommend going a size down from your usual.

